seriously, folks

I want to propose a Constitutional amendment saying that we can't have a president who doesn't believe in evolution.

None of this wishy washy "It's just a theory!" nonsense that shows that you don't have two fucking brain cells in your head. Read any five pages of a Richard Dawkins book, and if you still don't understand that the mountains and mountains of scientific evidence show exactly what is happening, you are INELIGIBLE.

It's fucking 2008, people. I don't mind if you're religious, a lot of people are, and that's cool. None of us know what caused the big bang. But we sure as shit know what happened after it. Get on board.