seriously, folks

I want to propose a Constitutional amendment saying that we can't have a president who doesn't believe in evolution.

None of this wishy washy "It's just a theory!" nonsense that shows that you don't have two fucking brain cells in your head. Read any five pages of a Richard Dawkins book, and if you still don't understand that the mountains and mountains of scientific evidence show exactly what is happening, you are INELIGIBLE.

It's fucking 2008, people. I don't mind if you're religious, a lot of people are, and that's cool. None of us know what caused the big bang. But we sure as shit know what happened after it. Get on board.

this is what the world looks like to a libertarian

All of my friends have been posting this thing, and I did it myself out of curiousity, because everyone else that posts it has either all blue on the top or all red on the top (mostly blue, of course).

However, being a libertarian, my beliefs are a mixed bag from both parties. A couple strange things to note is that I don't agree with anyone on more than 68% of issues, and also, none of my top matches has a chance in hell of even making it through the primaries.

I figured that Ron Paul would be my top hit, actually. I was surprised he was farther down, but that's probably because of my stance on things like abortion and gay marriage. I don't know a damn thing about Bill Richardson, but apparently he's the most libertarian of the bunch. For the number of things that I answered that I'd do, like cut budgets, and privatize social security, I can't fathom why a Democrat ended up at the top. I guess the truth is that neo-cons have zero in common with me, and Democrats have a little bit.

No matter which way it goes, I'm gonna be sad with whoever wins the election this year. Notice that ALL of the major front runners are within 4% of each other on my chart. Looks like it won't matter much to me which side wins.

68% Bill Richardson
63% Mike Gravel
63% Ron Paul
63% Chris Dodd
61% Rudy Giuliani
59% John McCain
59% Barack Obama
58% Dennis Kucinich
57% Hillary Clinton
56% Mike Huckabee
56% John Edwards
55% Mitt Romney
48% Joe Biden
46% Tom Tancredo
46% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

I think this election is over

I think that 2008 is locked down?

Why is that, you ask? I have photographic evidence:



Mike Huckabee's victory speech in Iowa... who's that behind him?

CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS.

If Chuck Norris says that Huckabee is the next president, who can argue? This is the man that doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down.

Jesus that's a weird picture. Click on it to see a bigger version. I captured this out at a pub in Maryland, and I started screaming so loud that the bartender changed the channel to sports. Seriously.

people are crazy

I've been reading passiveaggressivenotes.com for the last 30 minutes, and it's gotta be the most fascinating thing I've seen all week. People are absolutely nuts. And reading the notes that they leave for each other is a window right into the craziest illiterate parts of their souls. From screaming at people who have sex on creaky beds to labeling someone the "Mad Bomber" for crapping all over the stalls at work, this is a peek into some weird shit.

The most passive aggressive thing I've seen in a personal situation is a roommate who was unable to clean up other people's stuff going out and buying his own knife and labeling it, so no one could yell at him for not cleaning it, but that was NOTHING compared to this madness. Check it out.

on vacation

Rusty and I headed off with all his belongings to Maryland:





It got cold very fast:



But we made it.

The stop in through Illinois was awesome, it's always great to hang out with the clan.



Adrienne's Redskins hat was a big hit:







So was Guitar Hero:



For New Year's Eve, I drove up to Harrisburg to hang out with Kevin, and we met Matt Pinfield from MTV fame:



And then we drank a lot and watched his friends set a dresser on fire, and toss it off a roof.



Like I said, we drank a lot.

Today I swung by to see Alison and Lee and their baby, and their kickass house.



That's it so far ,tomorrow Rusty and I are gonna go check out DC.