you don't seem very scary, somehow

I'll be damned, it's been years since I've seen Die Hard 2, and I'm watching it tonight, and the bad guy is freaking Haywood from Shawshank Redemption (the greatest movie in the history of all time) He's the stuttering, illiterate, numbnuts that talks the fat guy into crying that first night.

"Uh, it's the Count of Monte Crisco.. by Alexandree Dumb-ass".

Course, he starts this movie buck naked doing karate in a hotel room, and he looks a little tougher, but still. Freakin Haywood.



EDIT: Jeez, the guy who runs the airport tower is Senator Fred Thompson. You know, the guy who is running for president in 2008. That Fred Thompson.

This is quite the all star film.

EDIT2: Last edit, I promise. We've also got Chief O'Brien from Star Trek as the pilot of a plane that I don't think is long for this world, and the evil Terminator from Terminator 2 as a bad guy. Oh wait no, John McClane just fucking killed him using a ventilation grate. John. Goddamn. McClane. For president.

God I love Die Hard movies.