worst plot ever

The plot for "Next", which is apparently in theaters now, is one of the stupidest things I've ever read. It sounds like a joke:

"Las Vegas showroom magician Cris Johnson has a secret which is a gift and a curse which torments him: he can see a few minutes into the future. But when a terrorist group threatens to detonate a nuclear device in Los Angeles, government agent Callie Ferris must use all her wiles to capture Cris and convince him to help her stop the cataclysm."

Jesus, really? Run out of ideas, did you?

Cris travels back to the land of Hanah Lee, and gets his faithful buddy Puff the Magic Dragon. Together they fight all sorts of awful brown people! Then, they go into space with Chuck Norris and rescue some astronauts who are stuck in a failing space station!

Actually, I'd watch that one.