12.30.2004

web hosting

The company I host one of my web pages on is having a pretty ridiculous sale right now, until midnight on the 31st.

You get 2.5 gigs of storage and 75 gigs a month of transfer, for $1.99 a month. If you know any place that can beat that, I'd love to hear about it. And all the standard tools, yadda yadda.

I've used it as a "dumping ground" for a few years now, and they don't do any of that active scanning horseshit, like those last bastards I hosted with. You can put your mp3s and what not in there, and they don't mess with you.

If you want to host a website, here's the place to do it.

Globat.com

12.29.2004

land speed record

I made it from San Diego to San Fran in seven hours today, in the middle of the biblical flood that's engulfing the southern half of the state. I think at one point I drove through a plague of locusts, and the rain seemed a bit red. And I can't seem to find my first born. Mmmm, road trips.

I can't type much more now, because I left the heat off in my apartment while I was gone, and it's about 40 degrees in here. Maybe I'll go sit in the shower till it warms up.

12.27.2004

blood blister

I was making beer the other night, and the top of the 7 gallon fermenter pinched the end of my index finger, immediately giving me a reasonably large sized blood blister, and hurting like a son of a bitch. Didn't break the surface, but immediately flushed red under the surface. Now, about four days later, it's exactly the same size, and a dark red.

My brother still has a mark from a blood blister he got when he was young, and he told me that when he gets one, he cuts it open and cleans it out, otherwise it will stay forever. I would prefer not to cut myself.

Does anyone know if this always happens, or does your body know how to cure itself of blood blisters? I just feel like my body should be smart enough to notice that there's dead blood under the surface of my skin and fix it. But I'd rather not have a scar for life.

12.24.2004

following the dork bloodline

You ever have one of those moments where you realize you inherited more from your parents than you thought?

I was making beer with my mom and brother tonight, and after he went home, we were cleaning up, and I had added the yeast to the brew and put it away, and was holding the vial in my hand, and my mom said "Oh, we should wash that out and keep it. Vials are cool." I had been thinking the same thing, but I didn't want to say it out loud because I thought she'd think I was crazy for wanting to keep something with no discernable purpose. It sounded exactly like words that would have come out of my mouth.

Apparently my love of things scientific in form and/or function comes from my mom's nerdy brain.

Vials are cool.

Oh, btw, yes, I'm off on vacation in Tucson. I'm in the middle of the desert, it's 32 degrees outside for some unknown reason, and I'm sitting by a roaring fire, playing on a laptop, making beer with my family (tomorrow night we're gonna try making wine), in a gorgeous house with a view of the mountains, and no one around except the howling wolves that I can hear out in the wilderness. I can see the band of the milky way, and every single star in the sky. And my mom has a hot tub, so you can sip on a beer and observe the bewildering infinite beauty of the cosmos in freezing weather without missing a beat. (Until you have to get out).

Someone remind me again why I'm going back to that overcrowded stinking shithole of a state when this is all over?

12.22.2004

weird new spam

I just got the following mail at my private account. I have no idea what this spam is, it has no hidden links or sales pitches. Is it really just some random guy sending troll spam looking for investment ideas? Anyone seen this?

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Good Day,

Sorry for bothering you, but I am really interested in your opinion on the following matter. Recently, there has been a lot of investment scams on the web. I have been seeking worthwhile investment opportunities for a couple of years now and would very much appreciate it if you shared with me the projects you have or have joined.

please reply me with your opinion at c.nkem@latinmail.com

12.21.2004

combine your fetishes for greater enjoyment

The reason I love the internet is that it always has the capability to astonish and surprise me.

For example, say that you have a food fetish, a suicide fetish, and a bathtub fetish. You might think that you're screwed, that you will never know pure enjoyment. Fear not, you scary, twisted bastard. I've got just the girl for you!

I think she could have just combined them, and gone ahead and put some cheetos in the blood tub. But what do I know?



High fives are frickin' awesome

Check out this guy's hilarious amazon reviews of both Top Gun, and money clips.

"When I brought this thing home, my roommate Carl was like, "Dude, don't you already have that movie."

I was like, "Yeah, douche, but this has frickin' two discs with all this nutty bonus crap on it. Now what?"

Then he was like, "Um I guess you're gonna watch it."

And I was like, "No WE'RE gonna watch it, crapcan." "

...

Amazon.com: About Chad Kultgen: Reviews

12.20.2004

Self Healing

Today as I was walking through the Sun campus, I noticed that of all the huge 10's we have around campus to celebrate the release of Solaris 10, one of them was actually designed around Self Healing.

For those of you who read regularly, that's the work I've been doing at Sun for the last two or three years. I blogged about it for a little bit, and I keep meaning to write more, but as soon as I finished being the networking project lead for SMF (Service Management Framework, part of the Self Healing world), I moved on to doing gatekeeping for the next release of Solaris, and I've not had much free time.

So I was pretty excited to see "my" 10 on campus, and immediately ran up like a dork and got a picture with it. Enjoy.


liberal taxation argument

I've heard this argument on NPR, and I heard it again on Livejournal tonight. "Kerry wasn't going to raise taxes, he was going to put them back where they were before Bush raised them."

How could anyone think that's possibly an argument? What if I said I didn't want to eliminate taxes, I just wanted to set the income tax back at the rate it was in 1912? (Which was 0%, for the curious.)

It's the same kind of nonsense you hear when someone screams that someone wants to "cut public education" or "cut funding for the arts". Almost every time that statement is uttered, someone has proposed reducing a 10% increase to a 5% one. A smaller increase is not a cut.

Allow me to quote someone for you:

"Our true choice is not between tax reduction, on the one hand, and the avoidance of large Federal deficits on the other. It is increasingly clear that no matter what party is in power, so long as our national security needs keep rising, an economy hampered by restrictive tax rates will never produce enough revenues to balance our budget just as it will never produce enough jobs or enough profits… In short, it is a paradoxical truth that tax rates are too high today and tax revenues are too low and the soundest way to raise the revenues in the long run is to cut the rates now."

That was said by the liberal hero John F Kennedy, as he rolled back the massive tax increases that were enacted by Hoover and Roosevelt, in some brackets by over 20%.

Even he realized that overtaxation stifles an economy, and in many cases you can actually increase government revenue by lowering taxes. It's kind of like taking a speed limiter off your car, higher taxes stifle an economy, and chase people to greener pastures.

12.19.2004

Homer's beautiful summary of Christmas

Sometimes the Simpsons capsulizes the American religious spirit so perfectly, it just brings a tear to my eye:

"Let's just say, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. Others don't, and that's cool, but we're probably right. Amen."

son of a bitch

The ignorant christian myth machine scores another small victory.

When I was little, I learned that men have one pair less of ribs than women. This was back when I still went to bible school, back in the days before I was thrown out of confirmation for asking too many pointed questions.

Somehow, over the years, this "factoid" stuck, and my brain tried to wrap some logic around it. I always figured that this was a fact, and that it was the ROOT of the biblical myth of Eve being created from Adam's rib.

Tonight, it came up in a conversation with Adrienne, she said "God, that's stupid. Why would that be true?" Sure enough, I googled it, and it's utterly false.

What's bizarre is that it rested in my brain for years, and I never questioned or thought about it. It's weird to have a fact vanish from your brain like that.

I wonder what other things I believe that are completely false, that were snuck in there when I was young and impressionable. Stupid church.

12.17.2004

Random thought

Does anyone know if there's a such thing as lesbian prostitutes?

12.16.2004

Comcast customers choose TiVo

What a great way to tell Comcast to kiss your ass for trying to compete with Tivo. They're giving free ones away tomorrow to all Comcast customers, since Comcast wasn't able to come up with enough Tivo-ripoff boxes to satisfy the market.

Tivo has winning customer loyalty down to a SCIENCE.

TiVo.com | Comcast customers choose TiVo

Japanese 'lap pillow' offers solace to lonely men

I swear to god the Japanese are the most messed up people on the entire planet.

And oh, do I love them for it.

MSNBC - Japanese 'lap pillow' offers solace to lonely men

12.11.2004

oh good lord

This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a long time.

Take a picture of a woman with a big ass on the back of a motorcycle, add a bunch of nerds with free time and photoshop, and you get 53 pages of insanity.

Some of the pictures aren't that funny, but check out the first 10 pages or so, some of them are hilarious.

NASIOC - Funny pics. [Photoshop time!]

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12.08.2004

Now's the time to get that domain you always wanted

... or get a domain for someone for Christmas.

Yahoo is offering domain registration for $4.98 a year, which is the cheapest I've ever seen that wasn't some sort of bizarre scam.

Yahoo Small Business

Come on, you know you want www.retardstastelikechicken.com.

I just checked. It's available.

12.06.2004

poor confused people

I'm getting some weird messages addressed to coziahr.com these days. I don't think this is spam, it seems more like someone just got really, really confused and sent me a personal letter.

Well, since I'm a dick, you get to read it:

To : katy@coziahr.com
Subject : jean davidson

Hi..... hope this gets to you. I get into Springfield at 11:10 Am leaving
Milw at 8:10 and going to Chicago Midway and then leaving Chicago at 10:10. I
don't like going through Chicago but it was the only way to get to you. I
called the Wingate to see if the windows open in their hotel. I think they
thought I might want to commit suicide but I have the long cold and the hotel
air is awful. So they said their windows open a little. See you on Fri. I
finally went to a doctor and have all kinds of stuff to take. Thanks for
being understanding Jean Someone can just meet me in baggage on Friday
for I will have suitcase.

ENOUGH ALREADY

You may have a life and not watch very much tv, if so, WHOOP DE DOO. If not, you may have noticed a terrifying trend at Comedy Central. I shit you not, tonight while I was watching the Patton Oswald special, I saw THREE commercials for the PATTON OSWALD SPECIAL.

For god's sake, Comedy Central! If you don't have enough sponsors to fill your commercial slots, just show less commercials! We don't need three commercials for the show that we're ALREADY WATCHING.

Comedy Central is like a pimp with two ever-changing whores. He can't seem to keep on to more whores, so he just keeps telling you about his two whores, over and over again. It used to be MST 3k, or Battle Bots, or South Park, now it's Patton Oswald and Drawn Together. Get some more goddamn shows. Or just shut up and let us watch TV in peace.

12.05.2004

CASSHERN

I have no idea what this movie is about, but I want to see it so so so bad. The preview will make your booty go *clap*.

CASSHERN